It seems to me that TufAmerica was awarded a portion of the copyright of "Real Love" when they sued Mary J. That applied to the whole song. So basically, these guys get a 3.15 percent cut of all royalties from "Real Love." Whenever Mary J et al get paid for it, they get a 3.15 percent cut.

If that's the case, I envy him. I'm already on my third watch-through of the existing episodes and I would kill my alternate-dimension self to have new ones to watch right now.

I don't care who's in it, there's no way this movie could be more entertaining than that 10-second Robot Chicken clip where the gummi bear gets her leg caught in a bear trap and lets out a blood-curdling scream.

To be fair, movies like this aren't made to tell interesting stories. The plot is merely a frame to carry you from performance to performance.

Meh. Is this really any worse than that time Tanya Harding fought Paula Jones? Or Joey Buttafuoco vs. Chyna?

There's a joke to be made about the irony that Tebow is speaking out against long-term commitments after that pro-life ad he and his mom did a few Super Bowls ago.

i would totally eat at PVICFF&GAS. Especially with a family that looked suspiciously like the Huxtables.

Repeat after me: If I withhold the truth may I go straight to Hell, where I will eat naught but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot co-la…

I genuinely cannot tell if that plot summary is real or not.

Duff Bowl II was better. Who can forget the late-game heroics of Dan Beer-dorf?

My only exposure to the Chinese language comes from Firefly, so I'm going to assume you just cursed at all of us.

What bugs me about it now is that he said "planning" an invasion. As if they hadn't been invading for like three days already.

I think I'd rather teleport to the alternate universe where this episode got an A-minus, and I happened to die right after I watched the episode, so I can just jump right into his/my life. Also 9/11 never happened and Emma Stone is my wife. Not the one where Hitler cured cancer, though. The other one.

He definitely emphasized the "should." I don't think he said anything after that, though.

"Where are your parents?"
"I don't know. They should be here."
"Yes they should."

Artaxerxes!

It's weird that they're focusing so much on the words "candy" and "saga," and yet they've done nothing to stop my more obvious rip-off, "Confection Smash Legend"

Why wait until after the ballet? I'm sure the bear in the little car would love a few Cheetos.

No doubts. I just wouldn't be living up to my username if I didn't bring some kind of allusion to every conversation. That'd be like…um…Jay Sherman…NOT saying something stinks.

I'd be totally on board with this, but only if every episode somehow intersects with the plot of a HIMYM episode. I'm a sucker for the Rozencrantz and Guildenstern approach.