Dammit I thought I just broke some news on Reddit. Thanks a lot, Patrick.

TL;DR, young Civic owners are all sociopaths.

Left field nom:

Last I checked, Jaguar doesn't make a comparable supercar. Unless you're talking about the CX-75 concept from 2010.

I saw the Consulier driving in Austin during F1 this past year - I honestly thought it was a Fiero kit car until I saw it take a sweeping exit ramp way too fast without ANY body roll. I got up to him at a stoplight to ask what it was. He had to open the door - silly fixed plastic windows. But now I know! It was…

Worse yet are all the unnecessary sexual entendres. (small print) "My diesel's got her..." (windshield-covering print) "CUMMIN". Fuck those people. I love big trucks, I'm from Texas, but fuck those people.

Actually, to REALLY get 650 horsepower from it (internals aside) you'd definitely need bigger turbos, so chances are there would be more noticeable lag no matter how good of a tuner you are.

So what you're saying is that you think internals of an engine with 450 horsepower can handle 1.5 times that, no big deal?

I don't know how y'all are hating. I think this is exactly what it should be and I fucking love it.

came here to say exactly this.

I actually disagree with the general premise of this argument. Buick is trying to rebrand themselves - haven't you seen those horrible commercials where the hip, young patrons at the nice restaurant hand the valet the keys to their Buick and he can't find it?

Wranglers. Sounds offensive, but seriously. More than half of the well-off lesbians I know choose wranglers. Two door hard top.

I expected a manual is300 to be slightly more Jalop ):

What the fuck is that shifter column for?

Great article as usual, Doug!

This is the car you and I talked about both indirectly here and on Reddit!!!!!

The mazdaspeed forums are TERRIBLE for exactly that reason.

I started to get tired of the anecdote but really it ended up being a very good point.

Come on Patrick, Trophy Room is okay.

This is way over budget, but based on the subject picture I figured you might appreciate it anyway. Also its totally a CP price but still badass.