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Christian Connor
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Thank you for this, I have spent all morning looking for a website to tell me who won last night’s game.

Is baseball the one where one man massages his ball, while another man watches excitedly, stroking his long stick?

Three Good Dogs I Met

I spent the last three months living in Mexico City. While I was there, I met three good dogs.

Because being viciously beaten is a psychologically traumatic event as well as a physical one. It leaves scars. For some it is a wound that will never heal. For some, the take away is that violence is an acceptable form of correction.  And for a surprising number of people, they will not be chastened, they will not go

Man, Luxembourg is the teensy country that sent fifty soldiers to fight in a war, and they came back with fifty one because they made a friend.

Sure, it might sound like only a few dozen protesters, but it takes a truly exceptional individual to stand up there while an entire country boos you.

Opinions vary. I loved Sports Night.

+1 Mike Pence.

Eww, he drinks water?  Disgusting.

I saw one of those on a Merkur Scorpio in Paris once!

No Tolkien fans in the house tonight?

My fave is "ensorcelled." I very rarely get to use it.

Imagine living the irony of being so against socialism, but also being so publicly owned.

Here’s what you miss:

Because anytime the Left calls out the Right, it only hurts the Left and makes the Right stronger. Labour needs to take a page from the Democrats’ playbook who, in the 80s, reached accross the aisle to work in tandem with Ronald Reagan, and then proceeded to win every election ever all the time forever.

Sit down, ladies! Ryan Adams is here to tell you about TRUTH and how you should react to TRUTH and who you should believe because he knows about TRUTH so, shut up, everyone! Time to hear the TRUTH! Everyone! Shut up! He’s going to grace us with his INSIGHT and TRUTH.

Oh my god just reading this made me dry. I truly do not understand the appeal of this fuckwad.

Time for a Bubba Hotep sequel...

Mike Pence reppin’ the all-black Hugo Boss look to tour a concentration camp, while Mother stays by his side in olive drab. You couldn’t make that shit look any worse unless you gave them both caps with little skulls on them.