My four word endorsement: young, naked Rupert Graves. (Not that older, clad silverfoxdaddy Rupert Graves is anything to sneeze at. I am incapable of watching him in Sherlock without blurting out “FUCK, JUST TAKE ME”, which my partner greatly appreciates, I’m sure.)

I can’t explain why I love this Vine so much but I just do. Behold:

It’s missing “I Coulda Dropped My Croissant,” but I agree.

Yes, the post-Pinkerton 90s rock landscape is littered with infamous turds such as In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, The Soft Bulletin, The Lonesome Crowded West, Emergency & I, Dig Me Out, Ladies and Gentlemen We Are Floating In Space, The Mollusk, Keep It Like a Secret, Young Team, etc., etc.

That’s a good question! It’s really hard to guess, because his staff do also write his tweets for him....

Exactly— and he keeps hiding the monstrous behind the mediocre, then sends out a 24/7 smokescreen on Twitter, which is why people somehow keep losing track of the big stuff. They keep trying to drink from the firehose.

He imposed some after Congress put him in thumbscrews for awhile, then dragged him kicking & screaming into the room to sign ‘em.

The chance of them using the process to commit fraud is almost certainly lower, for one thing.

“Just because I liked it doesn’t necessarily mean that I supported it.”

It’s not that confusing. I always tell people that the three countries on the island of Great Britain (England, Scotland, and Wales as you said) combine with Northern Ireland to form the UK, and then the black lion forms Voltron’s head.

you should be dogged by comedians

The sad reality is that there’s a large population of people who are thoroughly entertained by predictable jokes, misogyny, overt innuendo, and white male supremacy.

“You see, the Republican Party can’t be racist and full of Nazis, because if we were racist and Nazis, we would be racist and Nazis in secret, and not openly”

I love how Rudy keeps trying to spin this shit. A presidential caididate wasn’t trying to buy a story about himself having an affair with a model with CASH! That’s absurd! He wanted to pay with a check through one of his companies in a totally legit and normal manner!

I doubt Taylor Swift was ever going to marry Karlie Kloss. It was time for her to move on.

Yeah, that’s the trap right there: it’s not so much that the rich and well-off don’t work hard. They frequently do, especially among the Top 2-10% who form the core of our finance class, elite corporate attorneys, doctors and the like. Anyone who makes partner at an elite corporate firm has essentially sold off the…

Well the bakers gonna bake bake bake bake

Every single person in that room is just upset that there were only pastries and fruit for breakfast. 

Probably just the ghost of an unvaccinated child.

Definitely first read that as “crying fuckbaby”