I have spent far too much of my life trying to make myself physically smaller and socially pleasant to not seem aggressive and scary to others.

Crossover with Stranger Things?

I stopped paying any attention to Jim Carrey when he decided that his looney-tunes ex-girlfriend knows more about vaccines than actual medical science, so let’s just make sure he’s had his shots before anyone starts talking about inviting him to the cookout.

Geoff Johns wrote this exact same fucking dialogue back in 2005 in ‘Infinite Crisis’. He put it in the mouth of Alexander Luthor. Maybe if all he can think of to do is this endless metacommentary wank about how superheroes aren’t ever going to really make the world a perfect place because the story will be over, he…

In Bateman’s case, I’m not necessarily of the mind that he’s hiding skeletons of his own. I actually know a lot of guys like this. What I recognize here is insouciant white bro confidence which allows them to believe they’re the objective arbiter of all subjects, coupled with a deep-seeded West Coast aversion to any…

You don’t have free access to guns for everyone? How do you manage?

I would be pissed if I had to pay to support some rag like the dailymail too.

No they aren’t, they are people with a mental illness. And they should be treated as such.  

Guiliani is the type of douche lawyer that would ask what the correct ignition timing on a 1955 Bel Air Chevrolet, with a 327 cubic-inch engine and a four-barrel carburetor is, when everyone knows knows Chevy didn’t make a 327 in 1955.

Yeah but one of the things Israel denies the people of gaza is water so water cannon would break their own blockade.

I just skip the shitty parts. Which means I was able to get through all ten seasons in about a month (2-3 episodes a day).

Ireland’s winning streak also inspired the My Lovely Horse episode of Father Ted.

I realize this might be controversial, but as I was thinking about it, Margot Kidder wasn’t just the Lois Lane of my childhood. She seemed the only one to get it right.

“You got me?!? Who’s got you?!?”

Keep your voice down! Are you insane?!

File under “No shit, Sherlock.”

Scott is a living breathing Super Fund site.