Alan Thicke is still alive. I read that somewhere recently.

Oh, it’s a made up word. Unlike all the other words, which were forged in the heart of our sun at the dawn of the solar system.

Hmmm, it appears he suffers from an inner-ear disorder based on these gifs and his music.

“Connecting you to Grindr. Found a match called ‘Jack Hammer’.”

Did you really say “in spades” on The Root? How did you get here?

did you mean to use the phase “in spades”?

Jeff Sessions hates sniggers.

I casually knew Ivanka Trump for several years. Her target audience is almost exclusively other people who were born on third base and think they hit a triple.

Well, Obama vetted them and provided the press credentials, so why would they re-vet and check them again?

It’s a catch-22. You press him hard and your credentials get revoked. You don’t press him hard and your credentials are worthless.

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

So there are 30 hotels available on Exuma- its a 37 mile island. Why the heck couldn’t these people call a hotel, hire a car, and deal with refunds and flight services home? Granted that couldn’t have worked for everyone as the numbers were high, but with quick thinking a lot of people could have made themselves much…

How long were they without water though?

Seriously. Everyone’s all gun-ho about killing sharks and not addressing the real threat.

I dunno. This isn’t a generalist belief like Islam or Christianity - where belief exists independent of a specific orginization. It is generally frowned on to demand members of a local mosque answer for the actions of ISIS because there is literally no relationship between the church they are attending and some…

Hand over bar

Do you care about having another black president in our lifetime? Because that’s what’s at stake if Obama comes out looking bad.

Someone else may have already mentioned this, but the shadiest element of the Icarus comparison may be that his father Daedalus was a prisoner.

Hold out hope for that legendary Obama shade!