I remember watching this- how exciting it looked! And not being allowed to watch the first day of breakfast tv because it was breakfast time and there was sitting at the dining room table and breakfast eating to be done. I certainly wasn’t allowed to watch GMTV when all my friends loved Roland Rat because it was on…

WasTED. You’re all welcome.

You’re close:

I got all excited to hear about Bieber getting hit with a golf cart.

Unfortunately admitting to being Socialists won’t work because, as George Burnered Shaw and the 200+ who starred his comment have so ably demonstrated, most people don’t even know what Socialism is and are only passing on the ignorance that was handed to them by people who don’t like Communism.

Anya > All of them

Dean Cain is a genius. He saw right thru the Beek’s plan to trick Dean into trading away the larger dressing room.

I’m going to personally ask everyone to keep the “Game Over” jokes respectful. Thanks for understanding.

Game over, man. Game over. :’(

Kellyanne Conway is like most of the conservative women who mock feminism because they don’t understand it. She doesn’t have what it takes to be a leader, to advance the cause of women, or to do anything that is actually helpful. She criticizes feminism without any sense of irony because she believes that she is so…

These are kids, for crying out loud. KIDS. He, as a fucking police officer who has had significant training for these types of situations, should know how to handle it without having to pull out his gun and shoot it. It was not the child’s responsibility to de-escalate shit.

To be fair, he did say he’d target countries with a history of terrorizing the US, and we Brits were terrorizing y’all way before anyone else started!

People in my family live a long time - when both of my (both half-Native-American, rest German & English mutts) grandmothers were born, German immigrants had just recently become acceptably “white”, Irish and Italians still had a couple decades to go, Poles and Slavs weren’t even on the bigotry radar yet, and people’s…

“I’m the least [insert bigotry] person you know” is the friendless man’s “I have black friends.”

If the Access Hollywood tape (2005) doesn’t count because it was ‘so long ago’ then neither does Pence’s stance on PEPFAR (2003).

Oddly most decisions in the family making process are selfish aren’t they? That’s proven when you ask people why they want to have kids and the answer is almost always started with “Well I wanted....” that kid never had a choice from day 1 with anyone no matter how much they like to say that kid should have a choice.

Or you can burst into sobs and start wailing NOOOOO EVERY MOMENT IS A LIVING HELLSCAPE OF NIGHTMARE SAVE MEEEEEE! while clutching whichever body part you can grab in a python squeeze hold.

Not really relevant to the specific topic of this post, but.....

Maybe before she went to work with Trump, she had nails, long, lustrous locks, and a soul.