Much of 1980's Caddyshack was improvised, including the entirety of what is arguably its most famous scene. The script said “Carl hits flowers with a grass whip.”

Peshaw, us Brits drink up dry humour like it’s milky tea. Keeps our bones strong.

rude.

Exactly! If I want to listen to Saturday Night Fever while we are eating linguine... you will suffer through and smile!!! Because you are eating FREE linguine! Shit is like 15 bucks at Olive Garden. ;)

If you use a French accent, you can drop the “t” sound at the end and it’ll sound classier.

Neither are any civilians in the Snyder verse!

thats the well documented and not entirely made up, chocolate spaghetti effect.

Let’s be clear, to even get the tip of your dick in the door, the very first thing you’re going to have to do is spell her fucking name correctly.

Gun violence was higher 25 years ago, yes. But that’s ALL gun violence. The ebbing of violent crime across the board has brought that down a lot, thank goodness.

“Though the perp...excuse me, victim, did not have, on his corporeal being a tangible handgun, per se, we have excellent reason to believe that he did have, in his mind, a clear and distinct impression of a handgun and we hold, with Locke, that whatever a man forms a clear and distinct impression of in his mind does,…

Your parents are sex nerds.

I once accidentally walked in on my mom and dad ritualistically murdering a hobo. We laugh about it now, but it was really awkward at the time three weeks ago.

Is he one of the “blue” race people referenced in the article?

I fell in love with this show just before it was canceled. I think I avoided it because of the name. I’m not a big fan of sports shows like Sports Center, so when I saw the name in the guide, I just skipped over it, as did many others I suspect. Great show, from the great screen writer Aaron Sorkin. On the plus side,…

My last relationship....

One time I had a lady rattle the locked door, then knock, THEN exclaim loudly to someone else, “I THINK IT’S STUCK.”

No, not sticking up for him at all. He’s a nasty old man. I just think it dilutes the actual case to say things like, “This is incest” and “She’s his daughter” because it’s exaggeration. Stick to the facts, they are bad enough.

See, that isn’t what I said. What I said is, it isn’t incest. Let’s call it what it is, which is bad enough. But incest has a particular definition, and this isn’t it. Calling it that helps support the idea that everyone is exaggerating or misinformed about this situation, and thus cannot properly criticize it.

I wouldn’t call her a cunt, she lacks the warmth and the depth.