Perhaps more cynically but I think he’s a great running mate to Warren for two other reasons:

It’s all done with mirrors.

I’m sorry if I offended you = I’m sorry you called me on my b.s., which I in no way recognise was b.s. and will defiantly continue doing out of your earshot.

Remember it? I saw people doing it a couple of weeks ago - on two separate occasions!

Kissinger is still alive too. The universe has moved beyond uncaring to active disdain.

“This is your daily reminder that consensual blowjobs are also not illegal in any way.”

Considering he didn’t want her to progress past a clump of cells, I guess she’ll always be too substantial for him.

They’re mostly going from LA to the same eco-conferences. Couldn’t they plane-pool? Pick up the Windsors en route?

Sheesh, it’s like the platonic ideal of a fascist thug concentration camp guard. He’d blend in at the cop convention in Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas. 

That genuinely looks like Thundercats cosplay.

I “liked” this bit:

Would Khan be a better president than Trump?

In a 2002 Liberty X outfit?

I really like Control.

He was going to NH to announce his candidacy for president - and then Mulvaney caught wind of the plan.

No, she keeps Kushner.

Can we talk about the article’s lead picture please?

Trump eats babies? So they’re not concentration camps but battery farms?

As a Brit, I can say that we don’t want America back. You broke it, you keep it.

Yeah, those selfish arseholes!