But we all absolutely need to know that his ranch was 1,500 acres and called Broken Arrow. Nothing could be more relevant to the life of whatshername.

“I’ve already apologized - let’s just move on”

the term Steel Slats is completely foreign

Donald’s dick gets them mixed up too.

Well, they’d have to go somewhere - they wouldn’t be allowed to stay in the US. Perhaps Russia would welcome them?

9 million and the on-set footage of him doing exactly what Dushku claimed it was doing.

since the Trump administration has reduced the penalty to zero dollars

Department of Health Human Services’ Center for Faith and Opportunity Initiatives

UK doesn’t have a national holiday on our election days.

Kids are the worst kind of houseguests. 18 years before they leave - if you’re lucky.

At least Chamberlain gave Britain a few more months to ramp up its military production. Plus he was coming at it from a hopeful attitude, with a pragmatic backstop. Clinton’s attitude is cynical and pessimistic, but without a line in the sand.

Star for all but especially the last paragraph.

You’re probably lucky that your mother didn’t throw her baby out with the bathwater!

“he's working smarter not harder" /blergh, if it wasn't obvious

Three stones. You have to do it whilst wearing an eyepatch. The stones cannot be regulation skimming stones.

For a moment, I thought you meant Enchanted. Turns out that’s Dempsey McPatrick.

I thought Bumfuck was in Idaho?

Penny is the best. Sadly, having the non-nerd “average” character as the sensible, reasonable one just underscores the antipathy the showrunners have for nerdier folks.

Is that his wife behind him? Man, she loathes his manbaby yelling tantrum.

There’s a few comments saying “cakes aren’t that important, why not go elsewhere?”.