I like how you appropriately used “and” instead of “or”

I’m guessing at least 7 of those losses can directly be attributed to strippers, hard liquor, and nearby casinos.

I once saw a woman in Portland who was about 4'8" in 6" platform sandals with rainbow leggings. Then a ferret peaked out of the hood of her hoodie. I was totally sober BTW.

Biggest mistake I’ve ever made on a first date was agreeing to a second.

Trump, a sentient wig possessed by an ancient evil

How can Cracker Barrel rate so high when they probably would have refused to serve you, Greg?

It’s pretty tough because I get home 7:30pm from work. 8pm to fuckitall o’clock I try to do grad work...

I think this looks really useful for people not in hell right now though

When you've had the kind of drought the Skins have had, there comes a time that even your Cousins start to look pretty good.

This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

It took me way too long to figure out why you wanted a Carolina LB to be injured...

Everyone should be skillful at lying. If you’re good at lying you’re good at everything else.

The whole game I kept shouting, “Get that fancy dog!” at the TV. At one point my wife walks into the room and says, “What the fuck does that even mean?” I suppose without context, it would seem strange.

Destiny has been so mismanged by Bungie and Activision that at this point it really scares me that people still support the game. You can enjoy it as much as you want but seriously: STOP GIVING THEM MONEY! They have lied about planned content, content already on the disk at launch, dlc content, microtransactions, and…

Naaa. The shitty communication isnt the main problem...

All I know is that they had no problem using the hype train to declare their game as some kind of milestone in the history of gaming. They set a standard before launch that players have continuously held them to.

Not when you bill your game as a constantly expanding, upgradeable experience. And ESPECIALLY not when your vanilla game was so cosmically underwhelming.

It’ll go like this:

This looks like they’ve got someone in mind for the job. Doesn’t make a ton of sense from a performance standpoint (although the defense actually regressed a bit this year and they lost five of six at the end of the year). The timing is weird, too; there aren’t a lot of Black Wednesday firings.