This all looks bad, but at least he hasn’t dabbed on the football field. That would be classless.

It took me way too long to figure out why you wanted a Carolina LB to be injured...

I am always struck by how many craters all these celestial orbs have. Which means Earth is exposed to the same dangers, except that most get disentegrated in our atmosphere. The big ones will get through however, and it’s only a matter of time. What are we really doing about this?

Everyone should be skillful at lying. If you’re good at lying you’re good at everything else.

The whole game I kept shouting, “Get that fancy dog!” at the TV. At one point my wife walks into the room and says, “What the fuck does that even mean?” I suppose without context, it would seem strange.

Destiny has been so mismanged by Bungie and Activision that at this point it really scares me that people still support the game. You can enjoy it as much as you want but seriously: STOP GIVING THEM MONEY! They have lied about planned content, content already on the disk at launch, dlc content, microtransactions, and…

Naaa. The shitty communication isnt the main problem...

All I know is that they had no problem using the hype train to declare their game as some kind of milestone in the history of gaming. They set a standard before launch that players have continuously held them to.

Not when you bill your game as a constantly expanding, upgradeable experience. And ESPECIALLY not when your vanilla game was so cosmically underwhelming.

This is true, but it also presumes a few things.

There’s a logic to this conjecture that is very appealing. Most forms of life that we’re aware of need special conditions within a certain range to persist in order to proliferate. Even if those initial conditions are met, the proliferation of that life would tend to alter those conditions (not to mention outside…

I hate that we can never have this conversation without snickering from people. Even if there was a 0.0001% chance it was alien, it should not be ruled out. Hell, I would even say the chance of this being GOD himself should not be ruled out. And im the VERY LAST person who will ever believe in a god. I’ll take a dump…

It’ll go like this:

This looks like they’ve got someone in mind for the job. Doesn’t make a ton of sense from a performance standpoint (although the defense actually regressed a bit this year and they lost five of six at the end of the year). The timing is weird, too; there aren’t a lot of Black Wednesday firings.