Independence Day: Resurgence is so bad, it makes Jurassic World look like a masterclass in popular filmmaking.

That "Count" title just makes you sound like a fucking boss.

Is Man of Steel the one where Superman and Lois kiss while Metropolis is burning, in complete and utter ruin?

I'm 92.8% sure A Dream of Spring will never be released.

Saw the trailer for this before the new Bourne and assumed it was some sort of prequel.

Not a bad job at all, Internet.

Wait till we get to Season 3 of Drake.

Between this and Huntsman 2, I'm starting to wonder what strain of synthetic weed Chastain's agent is on.

"Do I frighten you? Is it the scar?"

I'm sure he'll be in the movie in some capacity. You would think……

Replace all the blood with slime. Checks out.

Holy shit. That headline.

So…… Wanted High

They should've seen this coming. The fact that the 2nd movie didn't dramatically outperform the 1st one the way New Moon and Catching Fire did for their respective franchises should've been an immediate red flag. The audience didn't grow, and general interest in the franchise wasn't nearly what they thought it was.

now we're thanking god we dodged a bullet

I Thought We Were Above This, Internet!

Bill Nye tapes

I was born in 88, and can distinctly remember a life (and a childhood) without the internet. The line of demarcation should be placed somewhere around the late 90s.

Christoph Waltz also likes Hans Landa. He's been playing him ever since.

RIP Reddit