Thought this was gonna be a four minute ode to Summer Sanders. Disappointed.

Just grab a bucket of baby oil and a looped copy of "Pony".

It was pretty much just Marc Summers pieing tourists in the face.

The Dowd B+. Shit just got real.

The whole Take Care review is a comedy goldmine.

Drake has absolutely nothing to say.

My favorite line from the "If You're Not Reading This" review:

Like randomly switching between POV chapters in a book. It's madness!

Roose's death was supposed to be SHOCKING, but it was just so predictable and laughable in how they executed it

Ah man, I wanted to know wh

You don't spend the kind of money they spent on this movie just to maybe sort of break even. You expect a $1 billion. At least.

15 writers on one track is insanity. Like, how does that even work? Did they each submit a bar and then assemble them all together like some sort of R&B word puzzle?

Way up on the list:

#TeamReported

Are we gonna have a new annoying hashtag campaign for every major tentpole now? Because I'm totally #SoDoneWithThat

Thank you for acknowledging American Dad…..twelve weeks after the season started.

No game of NBA 2k goes by without this being said.

Tyler Perry's Amy Schumer Presents A Bud Light Production of Someone Else

DLC
Dead Lady Companion

It literally makes me question if I even wanna keep watching the show, which just sounds crazy because The Flash has been generally very good.