This would be more impressive if someone wasn’t holding the other end of that lead rope.  Also, as everyone knows, the proper equestrian drinking vessel is a silver flask.  

I feel like a preemptive call to the RSPCA might be in order.  I hope I’m wrong. 

I am so glad she’s home.  Sorry about the Trumpers, lots of vodka is my only suggestion. 

Oh, no!  I hope this has a happy ending. 

I am so very sorry.  A big virtual hug and a shoulder to cry to you.  And a big smooch from Obie. 

Christmas Day at the in-laws. Me, Obie’s dad, my elderly parents, his elderly parents, our siblings and their spouses. My sister starts telling a story about a friend of hers who had a puppy who was very noticeably female. She said the friend wanted the pup’s registered name to be “(kennel name) What a twat” Then she…

Where the hell is the coach? Either dreadlocks are not allowed and the coach should have handled this early on, or they are allowed and the coach should have told the ref to fuck off. At no point should a child been humiliated in this fashion.

I too hate mint chocolate (and DJT et al)  I do however like peppermint schnapps in hot chocolate and wondered if you had thoughts?

Also, if someone is able to give me two forms of ID, and is willing to be fingerprinted, they are probably legit.  

That poor man, I hope he sues. I don’t understand how anyone could think this was anything other than racist.  Good thing that as a middle age white chick, I will never be asked for two forms of ID. 

One year I suggested to my SIL that we just buy gifts for the kids, but she insisted that we all exchange gifts because of how much she loved shopping for everyone. So I busted my butt finding thoughtful presents, and she gave us gift cards. I was speechless.

I was working at a public library once, when someone reported something odd going on in the ladies room.  I investigated, and discovered a girl giving a young man a blow job in the handicapped stall of the woman’s room.  I called the police.  Why?  Because she was too young to legally consent.  I then had to explain…

I bet your browsing history is fascinating. And by fascinating I mean probably illegal, and definitely repulsive.

IMHO, as long as it’s clean, we should let people do what ever they want with their hair.  Hell I want to let my hair go white and then roy g biv it.  Sadly I can’t find anyone who thinks this is a good idea. 

I also have a thing about open toilets.  Before we got married, I explained to Obie’s dad that the lid to the toilet must always be down.  Always.  While I’m not sure, I believe this “irrational” fear stems from a story my Grandmother told me about rats coming our of her toilet.  Grandma Gerry told the best stories. 

I think he’s beautiful in a purely non sexual way.  (way too young)  but he does seem like he would be a lot of work. 

Best news I’ve had in ages.  I will now, and forevermore equate my period with Connie flicking her impeccably manicured talon on my uterus.  Big Mouth is brilliant, and oh so very funny.

There is something about that picture that makes me a bit uncomfortable.

This makes me sad.  Especially knowing he probably won.  

you will not cry into the wilderness alone.