“What happened was we were a yard away from winning another Super Bowl.”

I wonder if KatyPerrysBootyHole will drop some knowledge to keep us up to date.

he’d go from second fiddle to a 6'8" SF with great offense and good defense in an easy conference to second fiddle to a 6'7" SF with good offense and great defense in a super hard conference.

I’m not sure if you made that up or if it is a transcript.

Actually, it’s the sound of every employee at every single digital media platform on the planet typing “The Juice Is Loose” at the same time

As a Cowboys fan I’m glad players are getting into shit again. It’s 90s style and that’s fine with me.

Kris Bryant Leaves Game After Hurting His Hand On A Slide

“former Vine star” explains so, so much about this.

I’d love to:

Not many people know this but KatyPerrysBootyHole is actually Tim Kurkjian

on the bright side, we should all be dead by then

The Spears tweet is especially blue.

I’d rather sit through “Eddie” 82 times a year than the prospect of being a Knicks fan

What’s not so well know is that Love had worked with four other Bamba’s before this. This was Bamba No. 5.

Man, for $100M I’ll take his place and suffer the beating.

BYU Player: “Bring it on, fuckers!”

Exactly. I hate to name-drop, but [Ryan] Fitzpatrick is still playing!?

Is there a statute of limitations on this kind of thing? Because if being slapped for being obnoxious is child abuse...

Flip the channel to tomorrow!

Guess I'm the only one peeved that the question is grammatically incorrect?