“Here’s to feelin’ good all the time” *beer and cigarette at the same time*

“I’m hip to the whole bathroom scene.”

Weird that there are two other writers also named that.

Republican ads are so fucking ludicrous, how does ANYONE believe them? Congressional race in my state has a repub groups putting commercials out there that LITERALLY say that the Dem candidate will prevent senior citizens from buying heating oil to keep warm. In reality, the candidate supports renewable energy, but…

His lazy-ass behavior and grifting appeals to his white MAGA base because it validates their feelings of White Entitlement. The more he gets away with, the better they feel about the same for themselves. They’d all like to get paid for doing nothing, f*** porn stars while their wives remain obedient, and get to say…

To all the kids that are watching, I’m sorry. I set a bad example today.

Campaigning and rallying is his job, as far as he’s concerned. That’s it. All he wants is to be in the public glare. I expect we’ll see a lot more general rallies after the election and he no longer has the excuse of stumping for candidates (which are still just rallies about him, but with a veneer of legitimacy).

Is it normal for an American President to have as many rallies as he seems to do, or public events that are reported as rallies? I’m trying to think back to the news coverage of your previous presidencies and don’t think I can recall as many for Obama or Bush Jr. like, obviously they addressed the public a lot about…

A lot of his base don’t believe in systemic advantages/disadvantages though, so to them him playing golf all the time just means that he worked SO HARD that now he doesn’t have to work anymore, and they’ll be able to do the same

Funny, him doing the shit that he bitched about Obama doing...

Makes a lot of sense to me, except that I think his supporters just refuse to believe it. “He’s not out golfing, he’s networking! He’s not watching TV, his thoughts just happen to correlate almost perfectly with Fox and Friends”.

I got my older brother to vote for the very first time in his life today! Yay voting! It’s really important to get everyone out this year, even more than 2016 so good for you for getting him to go. 

Who’d have thought a guy who looks like Orrin Hatch on androstenedione would be so angrily incoherent?

MEANWHILE, at the SOROS LEAGUE OF DOOM:

I’m gonna go ahead and assume that whoever is the Mel Kiper Jr. for college soccer listed “off-field concerns” on his scouting report

It’s hard to mimic the writing style of Weathered White Van Nationalist Soccer Youth Fan MAGA Lunatic.

Remember when repubs swore it was a dem trying to make repubs look bad?

BUT THEN SHE COULDNT TWEET ABOUT IT.

“She’s just a gold diggin’ ass bitch that be acting like she’s a stray so people will feel bad for her & feed her burgers.”