Agreed. But it’s still ok to hate Bill Simmons.

“absent something like damning evidence regarding Russian collusion becoming public (and even then, I’d guess his floor is in the 25-30% range)”

I don’t think that I’m a particularly delicate flower and I haven’t lifted a finger towards a skating career, but I have a pretty solid “don’t bash me in the knee with a stick” rule.

That’s been his tactic from day one.

A friend was with Margot and Tonya at the golden globes, and said that everyone in their group was mortified by Tonya because she was running around introducing herself to every celebrity and taking photos with them and generally being a pest.

Wait, there are white people that get offended at being called white people? I must have missed this meeting.

Obama: 1

Still bitter there hasn’t been an Elvis Stojko or Brian Orser biopic? He will always be the lesser Brian.

I’ve never understood why having a shitty childhood should give anyone a pass on being a shitty adult.

This guy is clearly a dick. Nix one idea: don’t pardon Agnew.

Spending hours in a porta potty vs running 100 miles...hmmm...I think I’ll just sit on the couch and drink.

He’s the creepy looking one with the beard.

Never had it happen with Arby’s. Do have it happen with Taco Bell. You know, “Run for the Border”...

He stays in in bathroom instead of running? He’s the yin to the Mad Pooper’s yang.

I thought running in and out of the bathroom every seven minutes was just known as “The Arby’s”.

Are you sure you have correctly identified the triggered party in this situation, snowflake? Because from where I’m sitting it looks like a video game blog posted a “ha, this is mildly funny” bit about a slipup and you stumbled in here as fast as you could to let us all know how outraged and offended you are about it.

Maybe it is newsworthy because he does it all the frickin’ time, along with his daily lies and self-aggrandisement. It’s newsworthy because it is further proof that the guy is a complete idiot and should be removed from office.

It’s hilarious watching you get triggered by this discussion. Show us on the doll where the comments touched you.

So wait they want to give the Raiders shit for violating the Rooney Rule. Fuck aren’t they first team to have a Black Football Coach? Aren’t they the first to have a Mexican Football Coach? Aren’t they first to have a Woman work in the Front Office? Don’t have they a Black GM as we speak? (Granted he has Dennis…

They gave the job to a murderous children’s doll. That is going far outside the usual categories of inclusivity!