His story isn’t unique! I know lots of people that spend hundreds of dollars on the lottery with the very, very, very slim chance of winning. I’m sure they would have rather just spent $30 outright to get the winning ticket rather than on all the tickets that didn’t have what they want.

So, because some people have a problem with gambling, no business should be able to have the loot boxes? Maybe I like opening loot boxes, but I’m not stupid enough to blow $500 dollars on it and then go on social media to piss and moan with my buyers remorse.

“as part the investigation officers would do traffic stops on vehicles when they left the Orchids of Asia Day Spa. The affidavit states that officers were told multiple times by the drivers that, inside the spa, a woman had stimulated their penis until climax.”

I’m irritated with the click bait title of, “oh I NEED an exotic car” when the article doesn’t show any necessity at all.

Signed, the one guy that couldn’t get an UGGs sponsorship

So much hate inside such a little man is impressive

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

Why his arm and not his back?

So since Kap kneeled himself out of a job he doesn't want anyone else to work either? 

Is it the long term effects on his self-esteem secondary to having an earthworm perched upon his forehead that makes him toil away in NO?

You all have the worst take ever. These guys can now tell everyone and their kids and grandkids that they pounded a couple of filet’o fish dunked in sweet and sour sauce at the White House with the president. Can you say that? Fuck no you can’t.

Can’t upvote this enough. I used to get unirrationally angry at go fund me campaigns. But now, if people want to spend their money stupidly, who am I to say anything?

Imagjne unironically hating KD in 2019. He left a shit team to play on a good team. OMG imagine the nerve. Like no one else in the world wants to better their life. 

Hey Dan, what would your fat, neck bearded visage look like while getting hit full speed by a 6'3, 260 pound man?

Whomever wrote the report must be racist to bring out the fact that they're firing a black guy and not a shitty head coach

I'm guessing these millennials have never heard of layoffs. Actually I’m no longer guessing, because I’m sure they would have come out with some stupid new word for it.

People that complain about KD joining Golden State are the ones that are unhappy with their lives because they’re metaphorically stuck in Oklahoma and can’t make their way to the Bay.

I imagine your wife is saying it in a different context than you are.

But of course if it was reversed and it was LeBron (allegedly) charging and Durant blocking it would not be a charging call. Right?

> his feet were moving