May called it because the Tories were 25 points ahead of Labour.

To strengthen May’s majority and show everyone that Britain totally wants Brexit, totally.

ONCE AGAIN WITH FEELING.

You know what’s sad.

He must have dropped it in the toilet and now has it sitting in a ziplock of rice.

If only poor Theresa May had tweeted more...

umm you missed 3 zeros on that....

This and watching the U.K. Conservative Party lose seats are my two favorite things tonight.

And, here’s to many more!

Hurt “small” banks??? What fucking banks are “small” these days???

WAY TO DRAIN THAT SWAMP, MOTHERFUCKERS!

You know what I would love to just see a congress rep stand up after a vote and scream at these assholes along the lines of “DAMN YOU MUST FEEL GOOD FUCKING OVER AMERICANS! HOW MUCH WALL STREET PAY YOU TO FUCK OVER YOUR CONSTITUENTS?”

Like, up until the spitting and the punch, I wasn’t even mad this was so pitiful. Dude was an internet comment section brought to life.

This is comically racist bullshit. Like something you’d expect to see on television.

I have been incredibly impressed with the restraint people have in the face of these bigots. I haven’t personally come across anything like this myself but if I did I don’t know if I’d be able to handle it with any sort of class or calm. I’d like to think I would, but just watching this crap gets my blood boiling.…

“British system is still a lot more sensible than the electoral college”