THEY TOOK OUR JOBS!

"I'm guessin' the demographic in here ain't very Larry-like"

You are a terrible father and you look like Donald Trump. BOOM! ROASTED!!

Me neither, now excuse me, I´m going to the Calzone place.

I thought Ruiz was about to steal the gun.

"Puta madre coña, this is longer than Infinite Jest!"

love bleeps hate.

something something randy marsh

me neither (wink wink)

She was married to Russell Brand, so…

That was actually nice, but still, fuck dat uncla fucka

#TeamFuckThemBoth

He´s dead but feeling better each day.

No, thanks.

It's a gluten-free Hawaiian pizza, if that helps.

prejudice + bad music taste, right?

The world IS round. Not round as an orange, but as a pizza.

I guess he changed his mind after hearing "The $ound of Ca-Ching!"

Get out, the dad is a natural star!

Nobody cares about Baywatch? Borat Sagdiyev says hello.