Not me. I never resist easy references, fart jokes or free booze.

That's odd. By an coincidence, they played in my town in Brazil on the night of the election, and I found that ironic, 'cause "One In A Million" is like a caricature of a Trump voter in song form.Never expected much Trump bashing from Axl.

"Wonderwall" is only bearable in The Mike Flowers Pops version, that´s a scientific fact.

Member Stan? Member that kid that used to die in every episode, what was his name again?

"Is it a surprise that Nick gets a tattoo of Schmidt and Cece as his wedding present to them?" Nope, not at all, I could see it coming from miles. But the Pretty Woman thing made me laugh hard.

Even though i only laughed once (during the Bill & Bill song), I still think this season is going to interesting places, especially the member berries taking a Cronemberg/Carpenter turn

People are freaking out here in Brazil, I can just imagine how things mut be up there. Just remember that your presidents from 1964-2008 ranged from "not so great" to "evil incarnated" and you survived along with the rest of the world.. (btw, we're always choosing between giant douches and turd sandwiches here, but at…

#MTGA

Wait, people pay to see Phish? What's next, paying to watch a Lars Von Trier movie?

In the immortal words of Homer Jay Simpsons, "hmmmm… lamb chops!"

obvious fact nº 1: he's a fucking fantastic actor who can pull anything off. obvious fact nº 2: it can't not be sacha baron cohen.

I resent that, sir! I'm neither an alcoholic nor verbally abusive. Hey, I'm not even a pro!

Considering how crazy he is, Trent ist he perfect match indeed.

"She’s making the mistake that people make of defining herself based on which man she’s having a relationship with." - but since she's made that mistake, she should at least choose wisely and choose Greg. Josh's the worst.

what a looewser

fun fact: paul offered to join them crooked vultures but they already had that john paul jones guy

one clown down, millions to go (too soon?)

I got a Smashing Pumpkings Haters Club notification for this?

"I was once voted the worst audience participant Cirque Du Soleil ever had" Hey, you're right!

I'M A MONSTER!