oarpoador--disqus
Regular Sized Randy
oarpoador--disqus

Old man yells at cloud

After the cold open I said, "wow, that had enough jokes for a whole episode", and then.. no more words, visual jokes up to eleven, and the episode managed to be bothtrippy and heartfelt. One of the greatest pieces of television ever. I vould see that final joke coming miles away, though (still funny).

Everyone in my wedding was a person of color: some shade of beige or brown, except two people who were kind of pinkish. I've never seen those black, white or yellow folks that people talk about, they must be weird.

Gotta say, I laugh every time the indian guy punches the furry mascot during the credits.

Exorcizo te, omnis spiritus immunde, in nomine Dei Patris omnipotentis, et in noimine Jesu Christi Filii ejus, Domini et Judicis nostri, et in virtute Spiritus Sancti, ut descedas ab hoc plasmate Dei, quod Dominus noster ad templum sanctum suum vocare dignatus est, ut fiat templum Dei vivi, et Spiritus Sanctus habitet

Black cats aren't evil, cats are evil.

Sounds very Nordeste-legit indeed

Pixu??

O cara colocou um salame no forno, ligou para as amigas e contou para elas. Qual é o nome do filme? "Minas, torrei salamão" (for the hundreds of thousands of AvClubbers who speak Portuguese)

The big two? Bullshit, German comedy is the best! Remember that old German joke? "Knock knock. Who is there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! I will murder you first!"

What I give a shit about is the unfathomable fact that you, bitch, do not respect my brand.

It's actually less than four minutes, but, yeah, it's horrible and feels much longer.

Shhhh. Wayne Coyne might hear you and like the idea.

I mean, he's a nurse, and he's a guy!! That's never not funny!

She's the one who thought something had gone wrong with Kubrick with 2001, so…

Shut the fuck up, Internet. Meet the Fockers is great!

Isn't Pusher the biggest franchise in Danish cinema?

I´ll defend Piscatello as vaguely human and maybe 5% good. Humphrey, on the other hand…

"I think what the writers do so beautifully is show how blurred the lines are between good and bad" - excep for Vee of course, that was pure, unaltered evil incarnate

To be fair, it was never for more than a few minutes. But one of the times it actually fell a bit, that was kinda scary. And one of the times there was a claustrophobic lady who immediately started freaking out.