Not allowed to drink in the USA, but they've been drinking sangria for a solid decade.

Vaporwave, uh? Is that what kids are calling the old reefer these days?

Janice from Friends, anyone? OH-MY-GAWD!!

"Sorry, I was thinking of Natalie Portman"

Cats are evil incarnated. Nothing can be more manacing than the source of these damed cats videos.

Eat shit and die, internet.

Don't throw that Birds with Shirts away, that'd be a great gift for Winston's birthday… when is his birthday anyway?

Not the brown ones, though.

If you eat that much long pig meat as Hannibal does, you're gonna fart a lot

A Shyamalan vehicle was actually quite good. Now THAT'S a twist.

Yeah, but what about that The Following reboot everyone's REALLY waiting for?

Although your world wonders me, with your majestic and superior cackling hen, your people I do not understand, so to you I shall put an end. And you'll never hear surf music again.

Yep. I hear it's even better than the first "Sacks of Yellow Fat"

I don't think they make pencils with that many shades of grey.

"Breaking Bad" could be a lost Black Flag album

Have you heard Heavy Boobs' new single, 'Slightly Smaller Than the Right'?

There are some great ones starring Cartman's mom…

Have you heard about this torrent thing the kids are talking abo-[gets kidnapped by the MPAA]

As a Brazilian, I'd rather have have Maya's Dilma as a president than the real one.

Who is on first?