TMI but I lost my virginity, sort of, one night and then went on to crash a wedding.

I'd be way more interested in stories about what happened when the crashers got caught in their lie.

“Ilhan Omar made some tweets, and was blamed by many for feeding into rising anti-Semitic violence with her words. And Chelsea Clinton was the one who opened the flood gates on that shit.”

Jews were upset that her phrasing was highly adjacent to coded language about Jews having dual loyalties that have been used…

So we’re supposed to be mad at Chelsea Clinton why exactly? These students just went up to a stranger and blamed her for 49 deaths based on nothing, at best they are unbelievably rude.

Personally I feel Omar’s comments were antisemitic. If a politician had used the same type of stereotypical imagery to talk about Muslims, they would rightfully have been accused of islamiphobia, even if they had made those comments in the context of, say, otherwise valid criticism of Saudi Arabia. It’s true that…

They aren’t actually fasting. They are eating the little bits of food that get caught in their awful beards.

Lololz @ “time slowing down.”

MADD is a strong lobby, and the federal government won’t release grants for highways to states that have an under 21 drinking limit. They finally got to Louisiana, which was the last hold out for 18.

They raised her well enough to steer clear of something basic like white zinfandel.

That’s hilarious. But I guess there are less readers for a headline of “Malia Obama: Just like every 16-30 year old” and “Malia Obama has secret Facebook account that agrees with most of the world’s public accounts”.

The Daily Mail is such a racist piece of shit. It’s not even subtle. Good for Malia.

Judging by Malia’s eyes in that photo, I’d say it’s a distinct possibility.

How awful of a college kid do you have to be to want to snitch on one of your classmates like this? Should’ve went to a state school with a large commuter population, nobody gives a shit about what anyone does in those places. You’re just trying to make it through the day while trying to forget about your student…

I can only hope whoever did it was called out mercilessly for being a narc.

Seriously, whoever took that beer pong picture is a fucking douchebag. Does it not occur to these people how nice it is that they’re too unimportant for anyone to give a shit what they’re doing? 

OMG! Wine! Weed! Kissing!

I call my boyfriend lover, but only to him. If I’m talking about him 3rd person, he’s my boyfriend. Lover is just like screaming HEY WE FUCK at people. And, we do, but there’s no reason I need to specifically force you to think about it. Unless you’re reading this comment, in which case, sorry about that. It was…

It’s so American to assume that partner automatically has a business connotation before anything else.

My daughter is 7, and some of the kids are starting to take a mild “romantic” interest in one another. I talk with her about how crushes are normal, but that at this age, it’s most important to be friends. It was also a great segue into wanted vs. unwanted attention and how and when to calmly shut it down vs. report…

I will never forgive the Grammys for inviting Chris Brown to perform after he beat Rihanna. And then showing fucking Fergie and the entire front row giving him a standing ovation.  I will never understand that moment, and no one should ever forget this, either.