This is easily my favorite thing ever to happen on Jalopnik. More exciting than the C8 reveal. I’m gonna sit here and hit refresh for the next 24-72 hours waiting for more articles. That’s how I’m spending my time these next few days. Pajama pants, bags of Doritos, and hitting refresh.

He was absolutely giddy, I loved it!

Torch, your excitement is palpable. Please show us more.

I can’t help but feel that Jalopnik’s answered its own question:

I flinched at that, too.

Always cut AWAY from your body, Torch!

So is this the start of a spec rally series?

I’ve never bought a rental, but every time I’ve bought a car I’ve gone into it with the mindset that I’m going to keep it until it’s no longer mechanically sound. So by the time I’m ready to get rid of a car, I’m not expecting much for sale/trade-in. But if you’re someone who likes to switch it up every few years,…

He mistook the gas for the brake, continuously, for about 15 seconds.

Having driven the Fit not-so-daily for almost ten years I can report that life in the slow lane is a life of acceptance, a life of peace. Why does one need to go fast? I’ll let you explore those feelings on your own but all of this is perfectly on-brand for Mazda, whose cars historically have been underpowered. And,…

Considering the current state of American politics, that's pretty uncrazy in comparison.

Aaaaaaand the countdown to 2045 has begun 

Too much lag. You would lose some of that initial torque.

Narrator: They did not get one

lazy writing giveth magic crossbows, lazy writing taketh away magic crossbows.

“just practical enough to justify its $15,500 anticipated list price”

I’ve never had so many fingers and iPhones pointed my direction,

Even in super EV friendly Norway it took a while but the ramp from almost no one buying an EV to it being the default choice was surprisingly rapid even though the cars weren’t all that different between 2011 and 2016. If Tesla can make it into the 2020's their future looks bright.

There, of course, is only one true answer to this question

Seems only fair, since if I’m ordering Domino’s, I’m already pre-loaded.