I’m willing to bet most drivers have shown to have difficulty reading a speedometer. No joke. There have been many adults I’ve met who have a hard time telling TIME. It’s a different world—immediate info, and appropriate displays.

It’s not about stupidity or “engineering to the LCD”, as you say.

4 houses? New Corvette for son? Pays tax with coins?

My solution was to get something much slower to drive, and then to allow the slow into my blood to calm me down, it took about 3 years, but I’m a much calmer driver.

No, but do feel free to drop by and test that theory.

Yea, when you cede the moral high ground to fucking ARAMARK, you might want to reassess your life.

I couldn’t tell you my neighbor’s name either.

I can clearly see she’s given at least two.

Maybe the Warriors will finally start taking more twos.

Perfect venue for the Splash Brothers.

What else would you expect for a team fueled by Curry?

Congrats, I've never seen absurd spelled that way.