Puny captain.

Italy-based businessman Pourmohseni Hadi complained of vibrations, rattles, jolts, and bad shifts in his 120,000 Euro ($160,000) 2008 BMW M6. BMW Italy jerked him around and gave him no fix, so he smashed his car with an axe and a sledgehammer in protest.

"Mananas" sounds like something that would be played on Skinimax.

I second this motion...mainly because I'm in Alaska.

How awesome would it be to be able to get into rally? That would be the best gig ever! SOMEONE GIVE ME A RALLY JOB!

I don't understand why as soon as the snow starts to fall, everyone starts driving 10 to 15 over the speed limit. That's just ridiculous!

Shit, this looks like winter here in Alaska!

I love when he laughs after running the RC truck over!

I'm probably in the minority portion of Jalopnik, but I like it. And I'm not a huge fan of Ferrari to begin with.

Ehh...Close enough. I like the more rigid look of the Opel over the rounded out look of the Pontiac.

Dude, that's cheating.

I'll probably get buried by all the other posts but here's my question:

First off, I am in no way affiliated with the Viper club. Shit, if I had that kind of money, I definitely wouldn't be driving an Aveo. But maybe he's had run-in's with journalists before who have twisted his words into meanings that he didn't intend. Maybe he's been busy appointing people who will secretly funnel…

Yo dawg. We heard you like the prancing pony. So we put the prancing pony underneath the prancing pony logo.

Ferris Bueller. Come on. It's that easy. I don't even have to tell you that it's the part where the two valet's jump the [fake] Ferrari to the Star Wars music. Yup. Didn't even need to tell you that.

........that's a penis.

You're Mr. Stubberfield aren't you?

Is it headed for production? That seems unlikely. I don't care though. I want to race it anywhere and everywhere.

My vote goes to the video game/SyFy TV series, Defiance. Not so much the TV series portion of it because I love that Charger, but in the game you get a Dodge Challenger R/T. You can drive it off road. I have no doubt in my mind that the Challenger can drive through someone's front lawn, but over rocks? Up mountains?…

I'm ok with him being arrested and charged. The public highway is no place to be driving recklessly like that. There's a reason that people have spent a ton of money on private pieces of land to put a track on. There is no reason to be doing this, especially in a crowded place like Manhattan. This is probably more of…