See? I am righteously upset about being abused by dog-owners, and I get this shit.

I am extremely allergic to animals with fur, and I have had more than my fair share of assaults by dogs and their owners. Yes... I am angry. I am tired of feeling like *I'm* the bad guy for asking people to not let their animal jump all over me. I am tired of people dismissing my immediate swelling, hives and…

Seriously.

It isn't just 'humor'.

^^^^^

An inch is an inch is an inch. WTF clothes makers?!!?

Like... maybe they think that "women like shopping, so they wont mind having to try on a bajillion pairs of pants to find the ones that fit... right?" WRONG!! I loathe shopping. The faster I can get the fuck out, the happier I am. In fact, I buy less clothing because I can't find my sizes. If I could, I would…

It isn't just the internet. It's the TV, radio, the advertisements everywhere we go. The guy in the grocery store, our boss, sometimes our family members... brothers, uncles, husbands.

This.

WHY OH WHY CAN'T WE HAVE NORMAL SIZING?!?!?!

I am not lying when I say that I wont go anywhere without it, and am/will be a lifelong user of this stuff. I have never found anything that works better. It has lidocaine, menthol, an antihistamine and some other shit. So it essentially freezes it, cools it down (which helps SO MUCH with the itching and…

Get this for your wife:

This.

This wins. There are very few things in life cuter than a turtle eating... anything. It's just so fucking cute.

Apparently I am a terrible human being, because your response made it that much funnier.

I laughed way too hard... now I feel like a monster.

This.

I don't care if God him-fucking-self came down and deemed this to be an appropriate sentence. It shouldn't have happened, and it needs to be rectified. Period.

Now we need to get the same thing to happen to the guy who raped his 3 year old daughter and wasn't sent to jail because he wouldn't 'fare well'.

Me too!