I... just... can't. I am literally speechless.

Wow.... really!?

Wow... did I even remotely suggest that? No. Way to jump the shark.

As a Psych Masters student, this kind of stuff gives me mini lady-boners. I seriously get so excited because I'm like "THIS IS MY STUFF!!! THIS... I KNOW IT!!"

Ummm, maybe you haven't noticed, but ALL spiders are tarantulas who are out to kill you. ALL. OF. THEM.

Please don't compare violating the right to bodily autonomy to someone's 'right' not to get phone calls.

Can someone explain to me why Lohan isn't locked away yet? I thought the U.S. had some sort of 3 strike you're out rule, and isn't repeatedly missing court dates and violating paroles etc. also a criminal and punishable offense?

It's referred to as 'the second shift', and studies show that, while things are changing, women are still predominantly responsible for childcare and housework. Google it.

When I hear a father say he is "babysitting", it makes me want to rage quit life. YOU AREN'T BABYSITTING YOUR OWN DAMN CHILDREN!!! IT'S CALLED PARENTING!!

Better clip.

This pisses me off. We don't know where those people were going - if someone was taking their pregnant wife to the hospital, or someone was trying to get to their parent's house before one of them passed away, etc. etc. I mean, sure... traffic can be fucked sometimes, but at least people can make an effort to avoid…

Read my other comments for a response to this.

Hey.... she wants to crawl right inside of women's vaginas. I think the notion of boundaries has been lost ages ago, so don't fret about the home phone number. It's hardly as bad as her invasion into women's bodies.

OP goes home and doesn't wash hands. OP manages to get e.coli on hands, and then proceeds to touch cell phone, thus transferring the bacteria. Let's just give OP the benefit of the doubt and say OP washes hands before walking out of her house every day (doubtful), she goes into the office and takes out her phone,…

Yes, I do... but I try not to think about it because it grosses me out too much, and if I dwell on it, I will become a hermit. I usually put my hand into my sleeve or avoid touching communal touching places altogether. All the more reason to wash your hands when you get the opportunity.

This.

Well, that probably isn't exactly true. I will never touch my mouth or eyes before washing my hands, but I might touch my forehead/cheeks/ears without washing my hands (but only if my hands 'feel' clean). Mind you, I would guess I wash my hands more than the average person, so my hands are probably relatively clean…

I would argue that you're right about this. I tried to say "how would you like it if I went and wiped myself and then held your hand without washing", and he was like "but you have mucus membranes where you wipe... it's different". So when I compared it to another man, I think it clicked for him and he was grossed…

Studies show that for a lot of people, the only times they wash their hands is after a trip to the bathroom. If this is true, then we should absolutely be pressuring people to wash their hands after a bathroom break, if for no other reason than it's the only time the daily accumulation of germs gets cleaned off.

Jinx (sorta).