This was neat! Um, the picture was neat; the article was irritating to read because of the constant screaming butt-hurt about the nonsensical hate of a new toy.

You’re not real.

I just jerked myself out of the dialog and put mines everywhere before hiding in a corner and telling Dog to go get ‘em.

I like to act like I have a firm grasp on my mortality by commenting about it’s fragility with all the pseudo-nihilistic mystique of a corn dog. Did I do it right?

“you dumbasses all missed the point. life is dangerous. you can die doing anything. and when it comes to money, there is an implied risk to most jobs. you’re all fucking pathetic.”

The act of having said this to yourself is my favorite Christmas present this year <3

You can reminisce about D&D the way that is familiar to you without condemning your fellow man’s take on it; doing otherwise misses the point of the game in the first place. Hope your holidays are going well.