Find ODB port in your particular model and year of vehicle. Find the two pins in that port that mean something. Jump them with a paper clip. Turn key on. Watch for the blinking dash light, and count all the blinks it makes. Find a list of blink codes somewhere on the internet and look them all up.

That video was mostly just inadequate tires.

Wes gives the impression that he hates high-end cars.

Icebreaker

Congratulations, you can be one of the first to purchase this car — as long as you pay our asking price for it.

Yeah, that's what you said when the 88 Pontiac LeMans was unveiled.

Going overboard with the "making faces" design concept.

From the days before they finally figured out that exhaust should be heard, and not seen.

First time I've ever heard of a car that wasn't new being offered.

The thing’s hollow — it goes on forever — and, oh my God, it’s full of stairs!

If by street, you mean sidewalk.

Like most buses, it has rear-view mirrors.

No crusaders, but there are plenty who try to justify not wearing it themselves. One anecdote is all the supporting data they need.

Increased video camera zoom totally screws up the viewer's sense of speed. If you're having trouble sensing it from your chair, that may be why.

Too peaky? Too many gears for a small car?

Marketing ... thoroughly disconnected from the actual products and their development.

Your job is to visit car sites and denigrate the nicer vehicles?

Thank gravy they didn't plant any. I don't know how the process works, but do they have observers during a hunt, neutral or otherwise?

Yo, that bus be heading the wrong way, let's be remotely killing dat engine.

One concern would be if the bus becomes disabled in the middle of a highway lane or intersection.