Quoting bell hooks and Cornell West on this one...

I am Pro- long shorts. The light denim and white ones look nice. My thick upper thighs eat up short fabric if it’s within chomping distance.  

I think what really makes this article transcend from simply bad take to hilariously lacking in self-awareness is how they attempt to act like they’re progressive/feminist by sprinkling in words like “patriarchal” while espousing the traditional misogynistic view of valuing women only in accordance with desirability.

“It only makes sense when ugly people get cheated on”

And yet this blog hasn’t been covering the Ukrainian war, but did mention an expose in Vogue. Which is exactly why Olena Zelensky chose to push her country’s plight and dilemma beyond the news coverage into the uncomfortable realm of social and lifestyle coverage. So you can’t escape.

That was the most offensive part of the interview. Not the headline. 

wait so we say body positivity, but also body shame elon musk? seems the entire article is saying “ew, he has a weird torso”. a bit of a double standard no, jezebel?

Yeah, don’t get me wrong. I’m only following this story because it’s unbelievably messy. (I hate musicals.) I just feel like a lot of the criticism written about Beanie went way, way beyond what could be considered fair, so this post was refreshing, particularly given its title.

This article really wasn’t all that mean. It wasn’t unnecessarily cruel and I enjoyed reading it.

I think what’s happening in San Francisco demonstrates that supervised injection sites aren’t enough. Harm reduction efforts like that have to include an effort to drive, maybe even force people using things like a safe injection site into treatment.  Letting people be fentanyl addicts until they kill themselves is an…

Yeah I mean, that's the takeaway.... But I often feel that making the reader feel bad about themselves and/or like maybe they are crazy is the current Jezebel theme these days. Great to know that if this gal can be cheated on by " some guy" then I'm assuming no one is safe and my cats are going to leave me for a…

Bums me out that we still think this way: that it would be crazy for a guy to cheat on a supermodel, which implies what? That less attractive women should expect to be cheated on?

Is this a joke? This is such a cliché article. The same article that is written anytime a famously beautiful woman is cheated on. People assume someone’s level of physical attractiveness should make their partners incapable of cheating on them. What does that say about less attractive people? Of course, she was…

Wait, so now Italians and Jews aren’t allowed to be tan? JFC no one tell New Jersey...

I do feel bad for Beanie, because it does seem like she was cast and everybody involved told her she was golden and doing great and then once the reviews hit they sort of left her standing with the bag. That’s a hard dose of perspective to get hit with all at once, all alone. There’s a reason why it’s rare to see the…

Britta Perry : I can excuse racism, but I draw the line at nepotism.

Morton’s has had a terrible rep just in terms of fine dining for years. Steak is one of the easiest things to cook properly, and Mortons gets ultra premium cuts. Yet they consistently serve “adequate” steaks and the sides are unimpressive other than in presentation.

“Buuuutttt he sed hez 0k4y wit the gayyyzzzzz!!!!!11111"

It’s an abbreviation of “cissexual heterosexual”, which is to say there’s nothing about her (other than being a woman of course,) that will be deemed unseemly, socially unacceptable, or unfit for power/accolades by the other members of her ostensible ideological/political community. In other words, she is advantaged…

“I hardly know who this person, Cassidy Hutchinson, is, ... I personally turned her request down.”

Even by his usual standards that’s quickly blowing an obvious hole in his own story to an impressive degree.