Looks delish. Makes me in the mood to do something sinilar with almond butter and blackberry jam.

No, honey, the problem is that you opened your mouth and broke the law. They want you to follow the laws that were put in place to prevent people like you from continuing in power. Shut your mouth, take a government ethics course, and learn why such laws are in place.

“I’m rich!”

Don’t forget Henry Ford as another Nazi adherent.

Sadly, even assholes can be right twice a day.

For me, it’s not the holidays without deviled eggs. Sweet relish, Miracle Whip, and egg yolks for the filling. What I found, though, is a bit of feta cheese mixed in makes amazing deviled eggs. Sometimes, I’ve done dill pickle relish, or a few other weird things. So tempted to try diced water chestnuts some time. But…

I’m a supertaster, so all unsweetened sparkling waters are horribly bitter and vile. I normally go for the Clear American diet sparkling waters, which are sweetened with aspartame. (For me, aspartame has a sweet aftertaste.) My roomie, who is not a supertaster, prefers splenda sweetened drinks. Personal biochemistry…

If there’s a hell with a TiVo and many, many screens I hope that he gets to watch is great-great granddaughter writes a memoir about how awful he was.

How very ancient Egyptian of Rump.

Don’t look now, but your satire is showing about two golden retrievers worth of cold take. I would thoroughly enjoy that walking rug if I had the energy. 

Hell doesn't want her stinking up the place, and heaven has applied their right to refuse service to her. Limbo does not want and will not accept. Purgatory has forwarded her on with no return address. Life is kinda stuck with her. T'suck.

The problem isn’t that girls learn about entrepreneurship while selling delicious cookies, it’s that Girl Scouts shouldn’t frame leadership in fluffy corporate terms. Trust me, these Scouts have a lifetime ahead of them to be inundated with messages about how hoarding capital is someone “empowering” and that a wealth…

Uhh... You really didn’t know the origin of the word butch, short for butcher, initially came about to describe rugged, manly men? That the reason lesbians of a certain type were initially called butch as an insult by people sneering about how those women wanted to be men? And that butch also is a style choice…

This is almost the exact map that I saw in my mind's eye when I read that ridiculous tweet. 

Yes, definitely with pasta water. I salt the water and add onion and garlic powder, and a bit of chili oil, just for flavor. Seasoned water is a way to get ahead on the flavor in the dish.

This whole administration makes me feel tired and depressed. Not surprised. Just tired.

Not as fictional as you think...

List fails without Pi or Cube. 

I hated Guns ‘n’ Roses because (in my perspective) they brought the rock ballad to hair bands and ruined everything. Suddenly, hair bands could only release ballads, and I turned off the radio almost permanently in ‘89. Occasionally, I’ll listen, but overall, nope. I wanted the hard rocking party music, damnit. 

Here’s the thing--no FURTHER indictments. How many sealed indictments are there hiding in the filing cabinet at this point?