My husband cannot grasp the concept of "under". As in, look under the pile of (insert object type here) to find what is there. Papers? Look at the top, can't see it, hollers for me. Keys hiding under a pile of clothes? Nope, can't see it, holler for me. Food in the refrigerator under another package? Holler for me.…

(By the way, I had a bathroom remodeled recently. You know how much a fucking bath costs? We’re talking $10,000 and up. No fucking way I was paying for that. Shower only, kids. You gotta REALLY like smoking weed in a bath to pony up that much goddamn money.)

So want the Cute Cloud to be real. *sulk*

Stargate has everyone I need

Actually, clay. But six of one...