Holy fucking shit!

So I’m perpetually gray and this will probably not get seen but I still need to type out my thoughts on this piece.

Oh my god! My grandmother, a former Memphis socialite, used to make this! I actually like it but with Miracle Whip instead of mayonnaise because I’m not a goddamn heathen.

I absolutely HATE that! I just want to listen to my podcasts and buy my damn groceries. I don’t care that the clerk loves Traders Joe’s Orange Chicken with Trader Joe’s Garlic Naan. Fuck off and let me finish listening to My Favorite Murder!

He’s so hipster that it’s embarrassing.

I have four pair in four different styles and wear them to suit my mood. I prefer my black cat-eye Betsy Johnson pair but apparently so does my puppy. So those are currently not wearable.

Eye-fucking-roll, Bill Cosby. Dumbass.

Me too! Me too!!!

I think that your concerns are extremely valid. I’m worried too. I’m a white Christian married to a Pakistani Muslim with a Muslim kid. I think about this stuff in a way that I never have (or had to) before because of my skin color.

also not on these dates. Still...

Someone get Planned Parenthood on this right now!

Then you are doing perfectly! :)

If you love your applesauce try cooking it for another bajillion hours or so to make apple butter. It’s AMAZING. Seriously it’s not the weird tasting stuff you get in restaurants. Home made apple butter is like nothing on earth.

I’ve been canning about four years now. It’s easy and I’ve never had any issues.

Shoot no! That’s too much work.

My kid is 8 next month and this hasn’t changed yet.

Iiiiis she really “the normal one”? #teamtiffany

Oh yes! You are so right! I’ve met tons of men in my journey. This is absolutely not just a womens issue.

Sleep training just doesn’t work for some kids. We’ve done it ALL and nothing worked. My kid is 8 next month and has just started sleeping in his own bed.

Me too!