I’m picturing Ben Barrington and failing to see the problem here. You could shave the crazy hair and ask him to be quiet and still so you'd have this guy.

Nice to meet you Long Pig Helper!

I live two miles from this particular theater and would never give them my money for the reasons you mentioned along with the fact that this theater should have never been remodeled and reopened.

Just like “brother” and “bother”. I have two older brothers. Can confirm the irony is truth.

To people like him, his child isn’t a person with an identity, his child is an extension of his “Things That Make Me More Awesome Than You”. His child is no more than a piece of furniture.

Interesting. I'll look that up.

Good point. It still needs to die a fiery death though.

I’m sincerely hoping the “I haven’t showered in weeks” look is on the way out. I mean I know it started with my generation way back in the olden times of scruffy flannel and coffee houses but I'd love to see it die a violent death.

If that’s true then how has Trump maintained his “success”. He certainly doesn't have a stellar reputation.

Remember back then when Dr Drew was the nice, rational one in regards to women and Adam Carolla was the supreme douche King?

Interesting. Could be!

I’m gonna guess it isn’t emotional issues. Sometimes multiples are born with extrmeme sensory issues and those can lead to things like dyslexia or dysgraphia and other conditions that cause kids to need to learn differently. I didn’t get the sense that she was saying “we got rid of the mean one, thank god”. I took her…

Amen sister. You took the words right outta my fingertips.

I can’t honestly say that under all that stress and with a partner as childish and checked-out as him that I would behave any better than she did. Walk a mile in her shoes and all that...

I assumed only people with a kid under age 7 knew Bella Thorne. She was in all the Disney movies and shows for a while. She strikes me as someone who is always trying just a little too hard.

Those fucking Trader Joes Sour Gummies are the best thing since God made apples.

It just took me waaaaay too long to figure out that you didn’t actually mean Becky Thatcher from The Adventures of Tom Sawyer.

I did four unpaid internships and each one served a different purpose. But I finished my Masters in 1997 so I'm a middle-aged woman who just doesn't get all the complaints about unpaid internships. I don't see why you should get paid.

Yes. You hit the nail on the head. Ken Starr would have used this story to gain as much traction as possible if there were even a slight possibility that it could be true.

Thank you for once again reminding me how happy I am that FB became a thing for average old losers like me when I was in my late 30's.