I just put in a brand new garden yesterday. I disapprove of sedimentary lifestyles now too. Hard packed sediment is the asshole of the garden world. Next to bunnies.

We got married in the chapel at an historic cemetery. So I guess our theme was Death. Meh. Seems fitting. http://www.elmwoodcemetery.org

Damn.

Oh my gosh I think about that all the time! The design team, with all their experience and market data, was just ripped to shreds by two snot-nose brats with no clue.

I’m a twinset wearer. I love them and nobody can make me feel bad about that. I can rock a twinset with a pencil skirt all year long for any occasion. Lands End and LLBean are the only stores left that sell proper twin sets.

I once dated a guy who was into toe servicing. It was strangely hot.

Yeah, that's not how kids work but good luck with your policy!

Serious question, here. I’m not being an asshole.

I kind of like them.

Bitch, you better back off my man.

Bless her heart. That's so horrific.

As a Mississippi native, I say good. Hit ‘em where it hurts.

Must be! I’m from Mississippi, right outside of Memphis. Elvis and them like mixing bananas with crazy shit.

I grew up eating mayo and banana sandwiches. They are delicious.

I don’t know where you live but we have an awesome group on FB called “Crunchy Front range Pro-Vaxxers” that has tons of parents from all over, not just Colorado. We are science minded but care about the earth, etc. One of our members just started a group for her area called Crunchy Southern Pro-Vaxx Families (or…

I need a knee replacement and have been putting it off because I want to wait until I’m 45 (three years from now) but I still fantasize about the baddass cane I’ll get to use someday. I’m gonna rock the shit out of that cane in my yoga pants and memory foam deck shoes.

Shut your whore mouth. Bring It! Is AMAZING!

I wanted a red dress! I was five months pregnant and my husband is Pakistani so red is the traditional wedding color for his clan. Unfortunately it was really hard to find a dress that met my maternity requirements. I just wore some awesome sparkly red heels instead.

For more details of how to sit in a hoop skirt see the scene where Tom Sawyer and Huckleberry Finn try to dress up as girls.

I honestly had no idea so I’ve spent the last few minutes reading up on it. Thanks for this info. I’ve got a lot more reading to do now.