Me too! Thousands of YouTube videos later my three year old and I enjoyed the hell outta that lemon-flavored sugar.

ECE professor here: it’s not a euphemism for day care. “Day care” is a terrible misnomer. No one wants it called “day care” unless all they do is babysit small kids stuck in a playpen full of empty Tupperware all day while the grown-ups watch One Life to Live and Sally Jesse or whatever the old ladies watch these…

This is my hometown. Most people around here are saying the LSD thing was just something the cops are pushing and that the guy was just very drunk.

We used to argue about it too. It used to make me so angry that he never wore his ring. Today is our 7th anniversary so I’m giving up. He’s not going anywhere but he also ain’t wear that damn $1200 ring I bought him.

I know someone who is very fond of saying, “How are you going to explain to your child that So-and-So has two mommies?” Ummm... didn’t you just solve your dilemma in your own argument, you ignorant windbag??? “So-and-So has two mommies.” There. Done.

Every Libertarian I know has been on some sort of government assistance. Every single one. Is it self-loathing? I can't even...

Satan has new contracts. Now when you sell your soul, you also have to include your pride and your dignity.

Look I’ve got one kid and I sometimes call him by either my husband’s name or my mother’s cat’s name. I’m 42 and pretty healthy physically and mentally. I get Justice Scallop. I totally get it.

The Lexi Charmichael series book 4 is about the main character working on a reality show. They aren't high-brow but they are fun books. I think Julie Moffatt is the author. I recommend starting from book 1.

It’s called Northwest Mississippi Community College. My parents made me go there. :)

Thank you! I want people to put a face on the Muslim community. My love, his cousins, this friends, kids around the world... They all deserve better than this!

Beautifully brown! He tans so easily which makes him even more brown.

Thank you! I like him!

I lose my shit on a regular basis over this. I’m a whiter than white Christian (who loves to cuss). My husband is an Ismaili from Pakistan. My cutie pie deserves to be able to chose whatever religion he wants without fear.

You think you’ve got problems??? My 6 year old son discovered One Direction while playing a Roblox game. Today I listened to four 1D songs before 8:00 a.m.

Well that’s just creepy and weird. Why hack someone’s account to send something legitimate? I mean why hack at all but even more so for a legitimate reason?

As a mom of a kid who just discovered One Direction (through a Roblox game), I would really and truly appreciate it if Gawker Media would do some sort of article explaining what the hell is going on here. I don’t know who’s side to be on or what the hell is happening. All I know is that it takes 4 “Up All Nights” or…

I DON’T KNOW WHY I WROTE THOSE TERMS IN SENTENCE CASE. Sorry! Lol!

Private schools still have to prove outcomes. Your talking about the Brown decision which sets up a Free and Appropriate Education standard (and paved the way for IDEA). That doesn’t necessarily apply to private schools. (Emphasis on the appropriate part, not the free part.)

Amen friend!