I would imagine a Valtrex Douche would be soothing. Unlike Brand.

Dammit Joe! I wanted to be your fucking soulmate! I love a man who drives a car with T-tops.

Oh hell yes! When I go home to MS I never go to Walmart looking tacky because I will run into someone I know.

Here too. And kindergarten starts back Monday so I ain't got time for cranky and miserable.

ask me too!

It's realtively new - like within the last 8 years I think. My son loves it. His elf is named Elvis and it's fun to think of something crazy for the elf to do every night. It's a great Christmas event/memory for him.

Well to be fair, they also cut off hands when kids steal pencils from other students or rolls from the cafeteria.

I totally disagree. My motto is "Good parents always document then rescue".

I don't understand this. Everyone knows you can already buy Premium Milk at the milk bar in Kakariko Village. But only if you have a jar.

You are absolutely right. I've been sewing my own clothes since I was 14 and I've had issues with my weight my whole life. When I was a size 12 I could make a cute a-line skirt with a yard of fabric. When I gained to a size 24 it took two plus yards of fabric. A column dress at a size 24 took nearly 3.5 yards where a…

I used to date a bassist. Benjamin is correct.

Empaths are cool! Like bow ties.

I have lots of ghost stories and am an empath (it's okay if y'all think I'm a freak). I don't usually share my ghost stories because I keep entertaining the idea of writing a book even though I am nothing close to a writer. But anyway, I thought you, vanitas1918, would like this one of mine.

70% seems like a low-balled number.

This is a Personhood supporter's wet dream.

I hear you, but she was a teacher's assistant, not a teacher. Teacher's assistants usually don't have degrees unless it's a 2 year degree.

I planned a c-section on a Tuesday because I wanted a c-section. My planned procedure turned into an unplanned c-section on a Sunday at midnight because I fell down a flight of stairs and the baby had to come immediately. I have no regrets and would have another one if I were lucky enough to be able to have more…

I love Adam Ant so much. It's true love and true love never dies.

I don't accept that. I never defended trans phobia and I haven't been disrespectful, argumentative yes, but disrespectful no (unless your one of the people who believe that respect is only equal to agreement and submission). My initial off-the-cuff reaction is one that I've learned is in line with one that "activist"…

Yep. It does. Being a liberal doesn't automatically mean that you know everything about everything. It does mean that you believe in human rights and helping groups become free from oppression.
You don't want to discuss the topic and that's fine. But again, good luck making the larger world sympathetic to your cause…