nylonknot
nylonknot
nylonknot

My kid (5) has a sensory issue and will only eat things with heavy flavors. In our house that means Indian food and lots of garlicky things. He hates mashed potatoes, Mac and cheese, etc.
These stories always make me wonder about the relationship between our "toxic" environment and the rise of these types of foods. Is

Are you a parent?

Oh good! Phew! Thank God for chef's who use too much ghee!

Not necessarily. Maybe the school has a vending machine or snack cart? Maybe it's an open campus next to a 7-11? Or maybe he is a bully who beats up the geeky kids and steals their Flaming Hot Cheetos so lovingly packed by mom?

So wait. The article specifically says fake food. So, is my super spicy goat biryani safe? After years of bad biryani and make-at-home failures (biryani is hard), we just discovered the most amazing biryani in Denver and I don't think I can ever give it up.

Huh. Now that I think about it maybe that's why I enjoyed my baby shower so much? Five miscarriages, years of doctors saying "it will never happen"...
I was so deliriously happy that I guess it would have taken a Commie invasion of the Red Dawn variety to ruin things for me.
Infertility sucks a big donkey dong. I'm

I get your point, but I loved my baby shower. Getting together with all my girlfriends and female relatives was fun for me.
And frankly, I was a fucking princess that one damn time. Baby showers are the fun calm before the storm of sleeplessness, figuring out breast feeding, and hormone fuckery. My husband was

Yeah I agree with what others are telling you. Google it. It's actually rather morbidly fascinating.

Yeah but your passport probably isn't worth a freak-ton of money.
I agree that the mom seems shady. All the stories I read right after her death made it seem to me that the mom was never going to be satisfied with any amount of money. I don't really believe that the mom played a part in their deaths but the selling off

Oh my God! Was it a Petro Truck Stop? They've got some awesome purses and leather goods. My mother and I love stopping at Petro's.

Lol. Sadly, no.

I had that dress!!!!

You can at little boutique shops in the south. I know this because I was dressing my boy in embroidered Jon-Jon's when he was a year old. But when we moved from Memphis to Denver I could no longer find those adorable clothes in any shops.
Southern shops are full of those dresses.

I think this was part of the joke because when she was on his show while they were dating she showed up in ratty jeans and a plaid work-type shirt. He made a joke about how she had dressed up just for him and how special it was for her to do so.

He and Michelle Bachman should hook up and then get a reality show. I'd watch the shit outta that clusterfuck of a mess.

Yeah I call BS. It didn't happen. If it did we would have heard a hell of a lot more about it from all of Congress not just the bat shit fucked up members.
Crazy Old Michelle - another day, another koo-koo attempt to stay "relevant".

Cool thanks for that! I think I, oops I mean he, would really enjoy one. :)

So is 5 too young for one. My kid loves crafts but I don't want to frustrate him.

Y'all are all HILARIOUS to assume I actually need something and that's why I am going. I don't need a thing but I do lust after those cool kitchens.
I guess I need to just leave my wallet in the car and stick a $20 in my pocket.

Hahaha! Well my husband will appreciate that. Now when I see them I am gonna be thinking of this comment.