Fucking hell.... I don’t care what imaginary gods you worship. But if you expect me to change my behavior or to acknowledge your imaginary friends, you’re in for a rude awakening.

Why should we care about ramadan?

If I’m not muslim, is there anything wrong with me not giving a fuck about Ramadan?

How about we just stop caring about how people worship their imaginary friends?

You should probably check out a few grammar lessons.

90% of the Jersey Shore cast was from SI is the joke.

“and currently has a .231 average in SINGLE A.”

Thank you. The majority of the commenters just jump on whatever deadspin hates. Nice to see someone actually thinking.

‘Deserves’ a spot? It’s entertainment and sports. The Mets can waste a roster spot on whoever they want. ‘Deserves’ got nothing to do with it.

You didn’t miss anything. Just exaggerated reporting and journalism as usual.

Putting “No judgement on the man” in doesn’t make it sound like you are not passing judgement on the man by saying “but let’s just say his residence had wheels and was located in a “park.””

Your observations are based on what exactly? What you’ve read online? Sounds like you should probably travel a little instead of spending your time online bemoaning this country. Might just open up your eyes a little.

This. I’d like to say I’m disappointed but I’ve come to expect this garbage from Jalopnik.

For fucks sake, he hit an opposite field home run off a 22 year old lefty with solid minor league numbers. Doesn’t mean he’s going to sniff the majors but give credit where it’s due.

Not sad, just realistic. Automatics are simply better for offroad driving. Manuals are inferior in most offroad situations, and manual transmissions in a truck aren’t the kind of fun that they are in a sporty car.

Standard Trump bashing procedure. I dare you to write an article where you don’t talk shit about Trump. Everything on Jalopnik is just one long Trump joke. Didn’t see the same for Obama. You guys are still kissing his fucking ass. Please ditch your obvious political bias, as commentary, some of us like actual stories…

$750,00 per Pac?! I’ll pass...

It seems like Jalopnik has become an echo chamber for political views that ignore both sides of an argument and agree with whatever MSNBC said this morning. I liked it more when it was about cars. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere so someone else can make their fractions of a penny on my viewership.

Give him your number already