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Wow, I totally disagree with you on this one. I think they are totally fair game if they write emails like that one.

What a second. What's this about a Screech sex tape? Where did that come from?

Here's a question for you. I love football as much as the next Deadspin commenter, but . . . $185 million to fix up the Superdome? Doesn't that seem a little excessive? Why has Spike Lee insisted on rambling on about how George Bush doesn't like black people and/or poor people, instead of how 185 million freaking

I watched the first three quarters of that Bengals-Steelers game and it really looked like the Steelers were trying to give it away by turning it over. A friend of mine thinks that maybe this is the new Ben Roethlisberger. He was asked to be a caretaker the first two years and managed to win a Super Bowl, and now he

"Captain Kellen" didn't fumble. That was Josh Cribbs.

I have seen the video referenced by Shamu the Whale. Rest assured that when I get home today I will search relentlessly for it, and it will appear here as soon as I find it.

"Totally unnecessary"? What the hell are you talking about? It was necessary (a) because Johnson was running a slant pattern directly at the safety, and if he'd caught the ball the safety's job would have been to "tackle" him, and (b) because, as good as he is, he deserves a shot to the chin now and then.

I for one think this is a good idea. Because as a life-long Browns fan, for years I have been complaining that they have been distributing *white* towels before games. White towels! The universal sign for surrender! I would not be at all shocked if they advent of the Dirty Brown Towel coincides with an uptick in

I am excited to see this hit counter explode (from 192 at 12:24) over the next few hours. The power of Deadspin unleashed.

They may not have been in the official Minor Enterprise series, but how does that plane crashing out in left field not make the list, or that audio clip where the announcer literally spends seven mintues trashing the umpires?

Check your dates, Will. The Ravens-over-Giants Super Bowl was five and a half years ago.