I’m letting everybody know that when this bastard kicks it, I’m celebrating. I’m not biting my tongue, I’m throwing a party. If it’s a weekday, I’m calling in sick, getting drunk, and having a good time, because regardless of the weather, it’ll be a really great day.

Don’t let any of these people ruin your favorite movies.

I am just shaking my head over the two prominent clips of the fish man from The Shape Of Water in this montage. Like, interspecies fantasy love is being put on the same level as race and gender equality? Did no one in the editing room think that was just a tad ridiculous and outright insulting?

You are definitely the most pathetic out of the three.

That’s impossible, The Darkness can do no wrong.

He is literally the perfect Beatty. I never really had much of a mental “picture” of Montag (partially because he is just supposed to be an everyman who wakes up), so I am excited to see what Jordan does with the role (which I am sure he will crush, as he always does), but Beatty I always had a much stronger…

The episode after the one where the group was holed up somewhere nice and safe, but then met some bad people and had to leave the nice place but not before a battle where a pretty major character died. Then when the group was on the road got split up and one group ran into another group of people that might be good or…

Hell, he was in the NFL. How does he explain even the time differences in sunsets between New York and the west coast?

Clearly it’s been correcting for the so-called curve of the earth that’s led to his being unable to hit the broad side of a barn.

Nice.

That still counts!

He’s right, you know. All you have to do is point to that 12 hour stretch where the entire planet goes dark at once while the sun passes behind the flat disk of Earth. Frankly I’m surprised nobody has noticed this nightly phenomenon yet.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

Let Shuri direct.

It’s fucking stupid.

You WILL love them.

Except 1) Brett Ratner got canned, Joss himself left and 2) Joss had affairs, but has never been accused of “sexual misconduct.” They are two entirely different things.

“he just wanted his turn at the wheel.”

Nah man he’s more like Dirk Diggler in Boogie Nights. Or actually on second thought he’s more like Casey in Good Will Hunting. Hmm but then again he also reminds me of Baldwin in the Departed.

I think Mike Lombardi is football’s Bill Kristol. Polian is more like Lester Freamon from The Wire. Or maybe more like Buddy Garrity from FNL. Or maybe Lombardi is like Teen Wolf and Polian is like The Challenge.