“David came in and was livid that Julio won,” Mish told New Times.

“I want ice cream.” = “Immigrants are rapists and murderers.”

NOT BEST ENOUGH, DO IT AGAIN!!!

Do you not see the irony in you—random internet commenter who does not know me at all—giving me unsolicited advice on how to not give unsolicited advice to someone I know very well?

Please, DO be that guy!!! There’s a tactful way to handle the conversation, and too many people don’t even think about all of the options that are out there which will save a life.

Nah. But I do appreciate you, random internet commenter, telling me about the relationship between me and one of my best friends.

Yes. I am one of those “friends” who makes sure his friends have information they may not have before making big decisions. The horror.

Just adopt a fucking dog, Christ. My dog is better behaved and better looking than 99% of the “pure” breeds that make up his genetics and I got him from a goddamned shelter.

Vanity, keeping up with the Jones’s, projecting self worth through material possessions, ect.

I fucking loved the show. Loved the whole thing start to finish. It was some awesome prestige Trek, and I can’t wait for it to come back for season two. I did feel like something else was going to happen in the finale, since it seemed to all wrap up with about 10 minutes left and the big reveal/cliffhanger was the…

Yeah why did they use a photo of Nowitzki picking up his toddler from play group?

OK, either Dirk is taller than 7' or Isiah Thomas is not 5'9". Are we 100% sure Kevin Hart didn’t try sneaking onto another team?

Unrelated to the story itself, but that header image is the best thing I’ve ever seen

If I have to read one more dumb column about the mediocre Wizards, an almost non-existent fan base or the possibility of a once great, now a shell of himself former MVP going to said mediocre team, I will go Bobby Portis on Chris Thompson or Albert Burneko or most likely both. All this while they laughed at the…

I had no idea Derrick Rose was still in the league.

I come for the sports dong, but I stay for the endless updates on mediocre Eastern conference basketball teams.

I haven’t seen a Christian be that racist since the opening ceremonies of the Winter Olympics.

Yep watched Day of the Dove last night... you know the one where Chekov nearly RAPES A KLINGON.

John, John... relax.

Again, the show is not “running away from the original series”, it’s engaging with its flaws. The things you keep pointing out as problems are features, not bugs. You are supposed to wonder how the Federation can be the bastion of goodness and righteousness and harmony, because (take it from me as someone who is…