He needs to stop jacking off. He can get hard in the beginning, so his dick works. If he’s going soft halfway it’s probably because he’s used to finishing quick when he takes care of himself and his dick has probably been desensitized. I had the same issues as this dude and I was fine once I stopped beating it so…

But you’re a team and there seems to be some mental stuff going on with the letter writer. A serious, compassionate talk is absolutely needed here, not glib writeoffs and blame.

Ok......but he is not OBLIGATED to make videos for people. He does it because, you know....he CHOOSES to. I tend to think he is fully aware of the potential for people to find alternatives if he takes time off. At some point you have to do what you feel is best for you and if that means the potential of your source of…

100% ok to be disappointed he’s taking a break. 0% ok to be a raging dick and demand he make videos for you nonstop. Its not the same level of a break that Nostalgia critic took (granted NC was planning on quitting permanently), but if it refreshes him half as much his show would be in a great place.

No dude. That can’t be true. It has to be because she is a woman and being discriminate against. Otherwise this article would be pointless.

K, so it’s cool when white people bitch about black people moving into “their neighborhoods,” then? Got it.

It is illegal though. The city recognizes that a loud, parked ice cream truck is a nuisance. He can play his song to drum up business all he wants as long as he keeps moving. When he stops to make some sales, it’s supposed to go off. When he needs more customers, he moves on. These are the rules the ice cream truck…

I know we’re supposed to hate this woman because she’s white and is supposedly living in the wrong neighborhood based on that, but I’d be pissed too if some asshole parked his ice cream truck outside my house and played annoying music every day, and then told me to “fuck off” when I tried to be upfront and work with…

Double-bag it next time. It’s best way to stop your garbage from leaking.

Anybody who names their album Lust For Life and isn’t Iggy Pop needs to have a word with me.

I will just say this, regarding Bill Clinton. He was a master politician.

This being Texas, what are the rules here? He can basically go off leash, find the assholes who did this and put them down?

Sasha Baron Cohen was the BEST Mercury candidate. Malik doesn’t really look like him to me. I hope in costume it is better.

The thing is (and this is where I find this whole thing funny) you can’t make the film without the music and you can’t get the music without the band, through Brian May, saying “yes”. And they’ll only say “yes” if they get approval over the script and characterizations. So you have to make them happy and they won’t…

I was a child when The Muppet Show originally aired on TV and I fucking ADORED it. My Mom & Dad would stop what they were doing and watch it with me because they loved the grownup stuff they threw in.

To be fair, the reason I didn’t watch the new Muppet show was because the commercials made it look like they were all acting out of character...

He was exceptional. In my opinion, the greatest performer of all time.

I think he wanted it to be the Queen story as opposed to having Mercury be the center of everything while the music he and the rest of the band help conceive and in some cases, wrote fully by themselves, is playing but, they are shunted off to the side or to be objects of complication in Mercury’s life.

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.