Neo becomes Pro

Well, Trump handily won Ohio, so he may have a point.

v. excited to watch the broncos miss the playoffs again with an all-time defense. or the Steelers lose home field because of the 2 games Landry Jones has to play.

Why say “Five Gulf Nations cut ties with Qatar” when you can say “Five Gulf Nations break Qatar strings?” That’s web journalism 101, Wags.

paying for porn should be a fireable offense

On the one hand, sex shaming sucks and he should be allowed to get his freak on.

So he’s an idiot for A) buying porn with his university email B) paying for porn at all. But should he lose his job because he has fetishes many people (including me) find weird? Not like he’s doing anything illegal here. Football coaches and AD’s have done way worse and kept their jobs.

*shrugs shoulders, and patiently waits for Black Panther where at least I can see the dora milaje kick some serious ass. Also gets back to writing letters to Fox for them to free Storm*

Cleveland’s strategy of “Let KD dunk all over us” may have been ill advised.

Yeah she has been milking that stripper story for ages now. I guess we were supposed to find it edgy or something. Maybe for belligerently sheltered people.

He could have avoided charges had he thought to bring some fries to throw on top.

Will this musical based on one of the most influential albums of the ‘90s written by the screenwriter of one of the most influential screenplays of the aughts...

Far be it for me to criticize Richard Sherman, but if he’s still going to be grumpy with Wilson about SB 49 he might want to consider that they had a 10 point lead in the 4th quarter of that game and his number 1, bad-ass, we-never-take-blame-for-anything defense couldn’t hold it. 

I’ve never hated him. Only his movies, and what he said about some of them and their reception. And I still hate his movies. But no parents deserve to have their child commit suicide, and I hope to god he’ll get through this hell okay. Or as okay as he can, really.

Someone at the table shittier than him? That actually sounds like God is watching out for him

Legitimate question: is there any room for the presumption of innocence and due process in the court of public opinion? Like, how did you decide who you would believe in this case? I read the same story and my conclusion was: IDK what happened because I wasn’t there.

I clicked play. I saw that it was 8 minutes. I clicked pause. I thought to myself, “Fuck it, I trust Redford.” I clicked play.

I want to know what unholy deal Stephen A made with Satan that gets him on TV but leaves him always at a table with someone even shittier than he is.

Translation: Wow! How did they build that with only poor brown people?!?

Great, now Trump uses kinja...