They should tweak the lottery system so the 8-seeds get into the lottery and have better odds than all but the worst three teams.

Though historically, people from Oklahoma were 3 times more likely to use the letter K than any of the ones you listed.

There is no pro-choice candidate running for mayor of Omaha, so your choices are an anti-choice Democrat or an anti-choice Republican. Who would Clinton want you to vote for?

Dumb. Clinton would absolutely have supported this candidate. She was fundraising for downticket Dems throughout her campaign.

“So progressive. So inspiring.”

If someone on the left wore a hat in the Oval Office, these very same people would be shitting blood.

Yes. This is the good stuff. More of this.

She adopted her black brother so she could then pass him off as her black child. It wasn’t altruism, it was grooming to perpetuate her ruse.

Yes...she’s busting a gut over child abuse...

I am a black man raised by my white biological mother. My father was an abusive cheating bastsrd who, at one point, broke my mother’s thumb.

LOL

Bless you for having the patience to break this all down for that fool.

I’ll tackle that second question. To preface this, I am transgender and medically transitioning.

You just need to have some familiarity with the country and, I guess, a good business head on your shoulders and some degree of success in your life.

“(People, this is why we live here! Celebrate life!)“

… MC Harry Shotta and DJ Discoboy…

Why doesn’t the NBA mind the player-for-a-day thing when it comes to Derrick Rose?

The Lakers decided to win a few games in the hopes of increasing the odds of losing their pick, and thus reducing the odds of having to fucking deal with Lavar Ball for the next 5 years.

No. That’s the same excuse people use to explain away revenge porn. No one deserves to be blackmailed.

Sometimes when I see ridiculous commercials, I try to imagine what that pitch meeting must have been like, and I feel like the phrase “protest is the new brunch” was uttered in this one.