I’d vote for a rip in the space and time continuum.

Or maybe help them become more “woke” without talking down to them?

Because he is a straight (maybe bi? who knows?) white male, he is exactly the type of ally that we need more of.

Jezebel writers criticizing someone who did nothing wrong? Things really are starting to get back to normal around here.

Maverick’s just upset because they got his Goose.

The hijabs cancel out. I learned that in my Muslim Math 101 class at Trump University.

I’m trying to figure out the logical end of this thought that isn’t “it’s okay to withhold the rights of a person in hijab if it’s by another person in hijab.”

Counterpoint: sometimes it’s reassuring when the teams you’re expecting to lose meet expectations.

He can mock all he wants. He won both of his contest.

And this is why trump was elected. This “jezebel/gawker holier than thou” attitude put forth by younger, hipster liberals. Not all white people are bad, and not all men are evil. By blanketing an entire race or gender as evil, you are literally making the same horrible mistakes that white people have made…

Ugh. I live in a rainbowy, unicorny, wonderfully diverse little enclave. I only ever met one Trump-supporting couple. I really did need to see this bloody red map to realize just how very many racist idiots exist. I’m sorry.

This is the worst kind of argumentation. You see those Johnson voters? The ones that quadrupled Stein’s turnout in those states? They weren’t leaning Clinton. If anything, they siphoned off traditionally Republican-leaning voters. They weren’t disaffected Bernie Bros.

Except if you support a racist, sexist, xenophobe to lead your country, you are one, regardless of your reasoning. Obviously democrats should have done a better job trying to win votes from rust belt whites, but the people who voted for Trump don’t get a free pass on their bigoted act.

Shutting down continued discussion on issues that Clinton is flawed on is dangerous. It was important to continue discussion on issues that Obama was and is flawed on (drone bombings, deportation, etc). It was also important to continue discussion on issues that Kennedy was flawed on.

The assumption here that no one is involved in local causes and views their vote for unaccountable emperor as the height and end of their political engagement is a little much.

You guys?

Your tears. They are delicious.

This is a joke, right?

Also that guy totally traveled on the blocked field goal.

Unranked Penn State knocked off #2 The Ohio State