It may well be that they determined being in a laughable Tyler Perry movie isn’t enough reason to walk the red carpet at the Cannes Film Festival.

There’s more than a little bit of “Terrence Howard Talks About Physics” to it. Except that, you know, Terrence Howard is absolutely shit-crazy.

Oh, geez. You’re right! I LOVED this review!! What a tremendous job!! 

Why does it have to be one or the other? How about a readable, intelligent review? I gave up on this thing somewhere around the mid-point. I’m truly considering quitting this site. The main reason I return is because some of the people commenting are on the ball, so I can have a bit of conversation with informed,…

I know a guy who actually did see them then! Many times, too.

I know!

“...to be able to look at it not with the instantaneity usually required to evaluate, as per our métier, but with the ability to allow its images and ideas to linger before fully reacting.”

I’ve been a Springsteen fan for 40 years now, and never noticed he plays his guitar left-handed!

Because he’s boring in Field of Dreams.

I was going to write that very thing. Enough already.

It doesn’t look so stunning to me, but okay.

Then again, maybe he is.

You should try Deadspin. They’ve got a couple of writers who seem like they’re writing while coming out of anesthesia. It’s mind-blowing.

The mayor says they’re putting extra cops in the subway, so that means you’ll find 18 of them bunched up in a corner at the Times Square station, looking at their phones and talking. I’ve tried, believe me, but I give up. They’re largely a bunch of testosterone-humping, whiny, arrogant babies, and they generate way…

I’ve lived in darkest Manhattan for 34 years now, and no one has even pretended they’re going to punch me or any of my friends. I don’t think any random strangers have even angrily yelled at me on the sidewalk. I’ve seen people get into three or four fistfights, but that’s it. There’s around 8-million people here, on…

I didn’t even bother to watch it until long after the fact, and it’s mind-blowing how terrible it is. I think it’s kind of hilarious that people were sleeping out for a couple months here in New York to see it. That’s a lot of bagels, McDonald’s, and bruised asses for not much payoff!

Corman is also one of the panel of U.S. senators grilling Michael Corleone in “The Godfather Part II.”

All I can figure is she thought getting into her costume would be easy. If she saw the last one, there doesn’t seem to be one damn thing easy about it.

Scorsese has a nurse in his house??! Also, I’d rather get hit in the head with a plank than see Kevin Spacey play Frank Sinatra.

I’m gonna feel like I have to pee the whole time I’m waiting!